There are people in this country who do not own a large stuffed Weinermobile.
I am not one of those people.
(For what it’s worth, I’ve had this thing for years and years. Bought it off eBay. It came with strings attached to hang it from the ceiling of a store or business, but mostly I’ve just left it on the top bunk of the bunk bed we pointlessly use as a spare sofa down in the living room. I saw a post on Fark.com today about the wonderful life Weinermobile drivers experience and decided to post a photo of my own little Weinermobile in the comments.)