Jay Furr (jayfurr) wrote,
Jay Furr
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The Bunnies Have A Strong Union


Carole and Jay, outside working on the lawn. Jay is mowing; Carole is mulching and manuring roses.


Carole: Why didn’t you mow everything? You left these patches with the little yellow flowers.


Jay: The bunnies insisted.


Carole: What?


Jay: The bunnies insisted I leave the flowers alone. You don’t want to piss off the bunnies. They have a strong union.


Carole: …


Carole: I guess having a bunch of bunnies picketing our house would be damaging to our social capital.


Tags: animals, stupid things that will probably amuse o, vermont
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