Jay Furr (jayfurr) wrote,
Jay Furr
jayfurr

Moronitude. Moronicity. Whatever

Some people say I’m fairly intelligent. (And incredibly annoying and irritating, but that’s a subject for another time.)


But I’m not always that way. I have a confession to make.


If you put one of these


wasabi


in front of me, on a plate, along with other items of food, I will plunk the entire thing in my mouth. Just because. It’s not that I don’t know what it is. I do. I simply remain convinced that it won’t ever be “that bad” to eat an entire glob at once.


It always is.


You’d think I’d learn after the fortieth or fiftieth coughing, weeping paroxysm.


Nope.


I never do.


 


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